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The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words
While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 
24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section
Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.
23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…
The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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3 AND 10!  3 AND 10! 3 AND 10! AND DEAR SWEET GOD 3 AND 10!

collegehumor:

The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words

While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 

24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section

Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.

23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…

The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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3 AND 10!  3 AND 10! 3 AND 10! AND DEAR SWEET GOD 3 AND 10!

(Source: College Humor, via tauralemons)

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